I'm Petty ❤
Hi I'm Helen. I like long walks on the beach, big dicks, & fried chicken. I'm mixed with Black, Black, & Black. Which means I have a big butt, beautiful skin, & a tendency to step into elevators, & nonchalantly intimidate/frighten pale people. Enjoy ❤

dlubes:

when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you

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(Source: condescendist)

Oh you got me fucked up.The assumption that one will willingly accept the shenanigans of another without repercussion or consequence. (via blackproverbs)

(Source: witchsistah)

bussykween:

Convincing a top to bottom

bussykween:

Convincing a top to bottom

(Source: britneyaddiction)


onigiri85:

i’ve dropped my phone countless times but it’s still good as new how come when white people drop it one time their entire screen shatters is this karma finally getting them back for centuries of racism 

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

purpbanga:

19-o1:

Preeaaaachhhhhh

Exactly!!

purpbanga:

19-o1:

Preeaaaachhhhhh

Exactly!!

(Source: samperkins99)

1nd2rd3st:

republicanthot:

iggy azalea filming a new music video

But who’s the chick lying on top of her?

1nd2rd3st:

republicanthot:

iggy azalea filming a new music video

But who’s the chick lying on top of her?

(Source: sneakymonster)

niadidas:

La schiena nel riflesso

niadidas:

La schiena nel riflesso

lasnoot:

T R S H E

lasnoot:

T R S H E